I have the opposite of what some people call a "green thumb." Instead of keeping plants alive, I somehow always manage to kill them. Remember those pretty pictures I took of tulips a couple days ago? [see pictures of them by clicking here] Well they are starting to shrivel up and die. Not cool.
Once I kept a plant half alive for almost a year!
Someday I want to have a garden, because fresh fruits and veggies are so yummy. And probably more nutritious. But I'm afraid that I'll spend all this time planting and watering, and in the end, nothing will grow... Because I am cursed. I have a red thumb instead of a green one.
Here are some more pictures [click to enlarge]:
P.s. I'm pregnant.
P.p.s. April Fools!